Duane was in big trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the drivewaythat goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds,AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!".
The next morning Duane got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sureenough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Duane has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.