In Las Vegas there's a nightclub that has a very special mirror in
the ladies room. When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a
lie the mirror swallows you.

A rather ugly woman stands in front of the mirror and says: '' I
think I am the most beautiful woman in the whole world!''
SHUM! The mirror swallows her.

Then a fat woman stands in front of it and says:' I think I am the
sexiest woman on earth!''
SHUM! The mirror swallows her.

Afterwards a very good looking-sexy blonde stands in front of the
mirror and says:
''I think.''
SHUM! The mirror swallows her.